Top 10 NBA players I hate.
2. Bruce Bowen- This guy should foul out of every game by the end of the first half. They say he is good at defense, I just think he is a dirty player. He will all but take a guy’s head off and then still complain. In his mind he is yet to commit a foul in his life. They should force him to be a referee for a few games.
3. Kenyon Martin- He is a punk. He only cares about himself. He represents what is wrong with the NBA, sports, and the world. How can a guy be so successful and be so appalling? I guarantee his own mom completely agrees with me.
4. Luis Scolla- Another classic flopper from Argentina. What is in the water down there? It is probably the soccer flop waiting for the yellow card. He has also mastered the fine art of annoying me. Sometimes when I watch the Rockets play the Jazz I have to take a sanity break and scream into a pillow.
5. Derek fisher- Hello controversy. To all Jazz fans that don’t boo Fisher, shame on you. He claims he needed to be released from the Jazz for his daughters health. Then he moves to LA and continues to see his doctor in New York( LA is further away from NY then Utah for the slow person). Then when he plays the Jazz he knows exactlywhat plays they are running and completely gets in the way. He is also the most underrated flopper in the league. At least the Jazz got something for him when he left, oh wait they didn’t. Look at that picture, he is laughing at all the Jazz fans. Boo to you Fish.
6. T-mac- see Kenyon Martin
7. Kobe Bryant- no explanation needed. (I love this picture)
8. Ron Artest- see Kenyon Martin. If you can’t tell, I don’t like players that are chumps. I do like to watch the You Tube video of Artest going A-wall and drilling a couple of drunk fans in the crowd. I can’t say why?
9. Joakim Noah- the only player on the list that I don’t have a great reason, he just bugs me. The way he goes about just irks me. He is just an annoying person. I asked several people about him and they all shiver with annoyance.
10. Dikembe Mutombo- Obviously I don’t like the Rockets,lakers, and Spurs. 8 of my 10 are from those teams. Trust me, if you saw Dikembe wag his finger at a player after he blocks their shot you would understand. Nevermind the last 10 times you just got worked. It's like the bronze medalist talking trash to the gold medalist on the podeum. I hope that Collins totally stuffed him in this picture!!!
A CHAMPIONSHIP- I just want the Jazz to win one championship. I want to yell at my tv, bang pots and pans through my neighborhood, drive around honking my car horn at everyone regardless of time of day, run through the airport chanting "Utah Jazz, Utah Jazz", get championship apparel (hat, shirt, blanket speedo), cheer at the parade downtown, and sing "we are the champions".
In honor of the NBA playoffs soon approaching I decided to do my first blog. You may notice I don’t like players that flop and have attitude. Special thanks to my brother Mark for the insipation.
1. Manu Ginobili- Biggest flopper in the NBA. Cheats his way to a lot of easy free throws. The NBA said they were going to fine players for flopping this year. Is Manu working for free? On top of that he is sooooo annoying. I started asking my friends who their number 1 is, and it is always Manu. He is a shoe in for number one. I'm sure this list could fluctuate based on who the Jazz loose to in the playoffs, but for now it's Ginobili.
2. Bruce Bowen- This guy should foul out of every game by the end of the first half. They say he is good at defense, I just think he is a dirty player. He will all but take a guy’s head off and then still complain. In his mind he is yet to commit a foul in his life. They should force him to be a referee for a few games.3. Kenyon Martin- He is a punk. He only cares about himself. He represents what is wrong with the NBA, sports, and the world. How can a guy be so successful and be so appalling? I guarantee his own mom completely agrees with me.4. Luis Scolla- Another classic flopper from Argentina. What is in the water down there? It is probably the soccer flop waiting for the yellow card. He has also mastered the fine art of annoying me. Sometimes when I watch the Rockets play the Jazz I have to take a sanity break and scream into a pillow.5. Derek fisher- Hello controversy. To all Jazz fans that don’t boo Fisher, shame on you. He claims he needed to be released from the Jazz for his daughters health. Then he moves to LA and continues to see his doctor in New York( LA is further away from NY then Utah for the slow person). Then when he plays the Jazz he knows exactlywhat plays they are running and completely gets in the way. He is also the most underrated flopper in the league. At least the Jazz got something for him when he left, oh wait they didn’t. Look at that picture, he is laughing at all the Jazz fans. Boo to you Fish.6. T-mac- see Kenyon Martin7. Kobe Bryant- no explanation needed. (I love this picture)8. Ron Artest- see Kenyon Martin. If you can’t tell, I don’t like players that are chumps. I do like to watch the You Tube video of Artest going A-wall and drilling a couple of drunk fans in the crowd. I can’t say why?9. Joakim Noah- the only player on the list that I don’t have a great reason, he just bugs me. The way he goes about just irks me. He is just an annoying person. I asked several people about him and they all shiver with annoyance.10. Dikembe Mutombo- Obviously I don’t like the Rockets,lakers, and Spurs. 8 of my 10 are from those teams. Trust me, if you saw Dikembe wag his finger at a player after he blocks their shot you would understand. Nevermind the last 10 times you just got worked. It's like the bronze medalist talking trash to the gold medalist on the podeum. I hope that Collins totally stuffed him in this picture!!!A CHAMPIONSHIP- I just want the Jazz to win one championship. I want to yell at my tv, bang pots and pans through my neighborhood, drive around honking my car horn at everyone regardless of time of day, run through the airport chanting "Utah Jazz, Utah Jazz", get championship apparel (hat, shirt, blanket speedo), cheer at the parade downtown, and sing "we are the champions". 
3 comments:
Bravo, PeeWee...I mean Ryan, Bravo. Great list bro I am totally going to make one now. Except it's practically the same as yours.
Great list Magic, my distaste for floppers runs deepest againgst the Dukies........wow......coach K created the art of flopping. I want your next list to be top 10 loved players of all time.....go Celtics and Jazz!!!
Magic, great list. Although I don't really follow the NBA anymore, I agree with your choices. I hate floppers, no matter the sport. It's the one thing that drives me crazy watching the World Cup. At least the French know how to give unforgiving head butts. Hope all is well sucka.
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